Cream is too fattening?

Sometimes this place seems like the US, but then as I proceed with my daily routine, I realize I'm in an alternate reality.  For instance, I go to turn on a light and I have to flip the switch DOWN.  What?  Then I take the elevator down to floor 0? No wonder it takes so long to climb 5 floors to the 4th floor!  Huh?  We're trying to cross the street and the cars are going the wrong friggin way!  Most curiously, the people here are concerned about putting cream in their coffee because it's so fattening, all while slurping down a 3000-calorie "bread pudding".  Not surprisingly, the cream I bought and put in the fridge 2 days ago is GONE!  Hmmm, maybe cream is better than milk after all...